Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018

Kermitting

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.

Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.

by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017

kermitting

Flailing your arms around the office to turn back on the lights.

Ed began kermitting around the office before the customers walked in the door.

by Blackether April 2, 2015

Kermitting

The act of making an error whilst driving or cutting someone one off and just looking straight forward pretending you are unaware of what you've just done.

That dickhead is totally kermitting me right now.

by Worlds most unstealthy ninja April 22, 2017

Kermitting

A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.

Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!

Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.

George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.

by bigbeautifulbrain April 3, 2022

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

Hermitting

To live as a loner, by choice or not, despite the presence of other options; for spiritual reasons or other reasons; to spend time away from people to read, write, introspect, gain knowledge, learn about self, learn lessons from the past, learn about life. Sometimes it can be the result of a trauma or depression, too.

"I've already spent a lot of time hermitting about you. Had a lot to learn from this poking and questioning, but I think I covered most of the You question now."

For example, when you get dumped by a loved one, you'll often question yourself for a long time about what happened that caused the failure. Sometimes when you really want answers, you'll tend to avoid noise and people. This is what I call "hermitting". This behaviour can get compared to that of a hermit, because the person rather spend time alone, to think, than with people having fun and socializing.

Sometimes, after a major turn in life, hermitting can be a necessary phase of "digestion of events" before being able to move on.

by Arsenic Queen February 5, 2010