kajunkled

when something is so completely and undeniably wrong with your personal hygiene or yoursurroundings/belongings that other people do not even have to ask what the fuck is wrong with you, they can see that you are in fact, kajunkled

Dang, it was so hot outside the other day that my NIZZUTS were kajunkled with sweat and stank.

OR

Scott Malone has a kajunkled gamers keyboard that would make a cockroach gag.

kajunkled by H-TOWN BOUND PRESTON 4-LIFE September 15, 2004

Kajinkle 

To surprise or bamboozle someone

Haha got you!! Get kajinkled bro!!!

Kajinkle by Kajinkler March 23, 2021

kapunkle 

Term in Bahamian dialect meaning "badly mangled" or "warped." It is always followed with the word "up" hence kapunkle up.

Kapunkle up is used more to describe how a person looks or feels and less to describe objects.

"Iron your clothes bey, you look so kapunkle up" - meaning ragged. The clothes on their own will be described as rough-dry but wearing them will make you look kapunkle up.

"After that roller coaster ride, I felt so kapunkle up" - meaning broken up.

"Da gymnast was so kapunkle up when she landed, I thought she did hurt herself."

"Dem contortionists is look so kapunkle up. I don't know how dey does get like that. It must be dey genes dread."

kapunkle by Reds January 21, 2006

kajungles

A woman or large man's set of hairy nipples; similar to the jungles of the Amazon.

Scott: "We waxed Heidi's kajungles or else they would have looked like a pair of grizzly bears."

Peter: "Yea, I almost took a weed whacker to them."

kajungles by Scott Armstrong August 16, 2008

Krunkled

1. (adj.) The state of inebriation associated with a party thrown by Phil Kunkle. In most cases, consequences include alcohol poisoning, the contraction of one or more STD's, blindness, injury and possibly death.

2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.

1. Bill: hey man, you look pretty krunkled right now...
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)

2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.

Krunkled by Phil Kunkle January 10, 2008

kafunked 

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."

"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."

kafunked by David December 15, 2004

Vajunkled 

To discharge through muscular activity, fluids from the Vagina.

After a vigorous and lengthy lovemaking session, Hilda vajunkled, and felt even more relaxed.

Vajunkled by Adikins September 28, 2022