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kapunkle 

Term in Bahamian dialect meaning "badly mangled" or "warped." It is always followed with the word "up" hence kapunkle up.

Kapunkle up is used more to describe how a person looks or feels and less to describe objects.
"Iron your clothes bey, you look so kapunkle up" - meaning ragged. The clothes on their own will be described as rough-dry but wearing them will make you look kapunkle up.

"After that roller coaster ride, I felt so kapunkle up" - meaning broken up.

"Da gymnast was so kapunkle up when she landed, I thought she did hurt herself."

"Dem contortionists is look so kapunkle up. I don't know how dey does get like that. It must be dey genes dread."
kapunkle by Reds January 21, 2006
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when something is so completely and undeniably wrong with your personal hygiene or yoursurroundings/belongings that other people do not even have to ask what the fuck is wrong with you, they can see that you are in fact, kajunkled
Dang, it was so hot outside the other day that my NIZZUTS were kajunkled with sweat and stank.

OR

Scott Malone has a kajunkled gamers keyboard that would make a cockroach gag.
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wow, that looks really kafunkled.

Does this look kafunkled?

Jeeze, His new girlfriend looks really kafunkled....
Kafunkled by Liz and B-Dizzle March 23, 2005

Kafunkle 

(NOUN - Derogatory)

A word used to describe a promiscuous, unclean and odorous person. Usually used to describe women.
“You kafunkle bitch
“Hey jimmy your girlfriend is a complete kafunkle”
“When was the last time you showered? You’re turning into a real kafunkle”
Kafunkle by Bratorix January 14, 2023

Kafunkle 

(NOUN - Derogatory)

A word used to describe a promiscuous, unclean and odorous person. Usually used to describe women.
"You kafunkle bitch"
"Hey jimmy your girlfriend is a complete kafunkle"
"When was the last time you showered? You're turning into a real kafunkle"
Kafunkle by Bratorix January 14, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026