David's definitions

Younto

"Do you want to" in West Virginian

Younto grab us some tourists from that there river and make 'em squeal like piggies?

by David November 8, 2003

w00t

All other definitions are new definitions. w00t originated on games such as counterstrike by nerds and it stands for "we own(ed) the other team." Now everyone and their fucking bastard son is using the word and they don't know where it came from.

Nerd 1: Awesome! I pwned his ass!
Nerd 2: Nubs...
Nerd 1: w00t!

by David May 13, 2005

circumcision

The act of surgically removing the foreskin from a man's penis. The surgery is usually done to boys as infants. Reasons range from religious (practiced in the Jewish and Muslim faiths) to personal (many fathers want their sons to be like them; some parents worry about their sons not being like other boys) to health (birth defects or physical problems that could be fixed or relieved with the removal of the foreskin). The act is most common in Jewish and Muslim countries, as well as the United States (though the rate is decreasing). Most boys in Europe, Asia and Central and South America are not circumcised.

Although it has been a controversial subject for many years, most doctors now agree that the surgery is not beneficial except in individual, health-related cases. Most insurance companies no longer cover the surgery. A penis generally functions the same way circumcised or not, so the only real difference is aesthetic.

John was not circumcised because his parents didn't feel there was good reason to do so.

Daniel and Elizabeth's son was circumcised as a part of their Jewish faith.

by david January 22, 2005

homosexual

a word not found in High School card catalogues during the 1970s

homogeneous, homogenized, homosapien?

by David February 2, 2005

e-zine

A website following the style and subject matter of a "zine." The "E" is e-zine stands for "electronic," similar to the e in e-mail. "Zine" derives from the word "magazine."

"Have you seen his e-zine? It's friggin awesome."

by David December 15, 2004

fush n chups

Swedish translation for Fish N Chips

Well, Dibble, I'm going to go retrieve some fush'n'chups from that hot fush vendor.

by David December 3, 2004

pkr

Abbreviation for "poker," the card game.

Hey, lets go play some pkr.

by David December 15, 2004