warped

To be convoluted, twisted, rippled or distorted.

1) The lumber left outside warped from exposure to the sun and rain. 2) Years of drug abuse had warped the mans mind. 3) Strong magnetic fields from the black hole warped time and space allowing the ship to travel into another dimension.

by Patrick White March 13, 2004

warped

Short for Warped Tour. A punk rock concert tour that occurs every summer. It usualy has around 6 stages and near or more than 50 bands. The Warped Tour is sponsered by Vans and has been running for just over 10 years.

"Yes, I got tickets for Warped! I can't wait for it, only 3 more weeks!"

by Paigeums August 2, 2006

warped

After you have smoked a lot of marajuana, u feel in the zone, (the place where you want to be)and altered

(another meaning for stoned,baked,blazed)

"man, i'm fuckin' warped from that 3 grams we just smoked!"

by shitter X August 9, 2008

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

by dan August 30, 2003

warped

1. something that is so insanely cool
2. unbelieveable

Girl: Man, I JUST got tickets to go see George Lopez!
Boy: You know what sh** is warped
Girl: Werd

by Flaca January 16, 2006

warped

1)getting high.2)severly underrated red hot chili peppers song

My tendency
for dependency
Is offending me
It's upending me
I'm pretending see
To be strong and free
From my dependency
It's warping me
WARPED!

by futuramafan May 10, 2008

warped

One sexy biatch, Constantly harrased by Flea, Moxin and Subotai for sexual favors but they're below Warped and not in his his league.

"I hate Warped because Booyah wants his D" -Oasis

by Warped February 14, 2003