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Kafunkle 

(NOUN - Derogatory)

A word used to describe a promiscuous, unclean and odorous person. Usually used to describe women.
“You kafunkle bitch”
“Hey jimmy your girlfriend is a complete kafunkle”
“When was the last time you showered? You’re turning into a real kafunkle”
Kafunkle by Bratorix January 14, 2023
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Kafunkle 

(NOUN - Derogatory)

A word used to describe a promiscuous, unclean and odorous person. Usually used to describe women.
"You kafunkle bitch"
"Hey jimmy your girlfriend is a complete kafunkle"
"When was the last time you showered? You're turning into a real kafunkle"
Kafunkle by Bratorix January 14, 2023
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kapunkle 

Term in Bahamian dialect meaning "badly mangled" or "warped." It is always followed with the word "up" hence kapunkle up.

Kapunkle up is used more to describe how a person looks or feels and less to describe objects.
"Iron your clothes bey, you look so kapunkle up" - meaning ragged. The clothes on their own will be described as rough-dry but wearing them will make you look kapunkle up.

"After that roller coaster ride, I felt so kapunkle up" - meaning broken up.

"Da gymnast was so kapunkle up when she landed, I thought she did hurt herself."

"Dem contortionists is look so kapunkle up. I don't know how dey does get like that. It must be dey genes dread."
kapunkle by Reds January 21, 2006
when something is so completely and undeniably wrong with your personal hygiene or yoursurroundings/belongings that other people do not even have to ask what the fuck is wrong with you, they can see that you are in fact, kajunkled
Dang, it was so hot outside the other day that my NIZZUTS were kajunkled with sweat and stank.

OR

Scott Malone has a kajunkled gamers keyboard that would make a cockroach gag.

kafunked 

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."
"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."
kafunked by David December 15, 2004

kafuckle 

It's a mashup of the words clusterfuck and catastrophe and it combines their meanings: That is it is a catastrophic clusterfuck or a colossal mess.
The war in Iraq is a huge kafuckle.
kafuckle by RobinB July 31, 2008
wow, that looks really kafunkled.

Does this look kafunkled?

Jeeze, His new girlfriend looks really kafunkled....
Kafunkled by Liz and B-Dizzle March 23, 2005
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