1. (adj.) The state of inebriation associated with a party thrown by Phil Kunkle. In most cases, consequences include alcohol poisoning, the contraction of one or more STD's, blindness, injury and possibly death.
2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.
2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.
1. Bill: hey man, you look pretty krunkled right now...
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)
2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)
2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.
by Phil Kunkle December 28, 2007
by The Big Lem July 11, 2008
Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.
Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?
Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?
by hehohno October 2, 2007
A disease that will originate from the Burmasha, Kazakhstan on July 17, 2024.
It will fester far worse things.
It will fester far worse things.
"I'm so worried, John has been saying devious things and speaking in tounges." "That's because he has come down with 'The Krunkle'"
by Briarb0I January 23, 2023
The Krunkle:
The violent act of screwing up the sunday times and forcing it down someone's throat while screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
The violent act of screwing up the sunday times and forcing it down someone's throat while screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
by munkah January 28, 2005
a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys
I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick
by the salad shooter October 14, 2009
by Pinkcheezy November 27, 2020