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Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.
Matt is such a Jizzlur, right before i kissed him he jizzed!
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by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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