jizzlur

Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.

Matt is such a Jizzlur, right before i kissed him he jizzed!

by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

Jizzurp

When white girls want to replace the high calorie sprite and jolly ranchers with low calorie jizz

Sarah: OMG Becky that sizzurp is going to make your ass too big
Becky: Well how else should i get wasted?
Sarah: Try Jizzurp

by MaverickMoto May 23, 2016

Jizzurup

The act of ingesting much more than the average amount of seaman during oral sex. This causes the need for the seaman recipient to be burped much like an infant after feeding to avoid stomach pains. The up spittle produced by Jizzurup would be referred to as Jizzurup chunder

Linda Friday needed Jizzurup after shooting a bukake scene with Peter North and 30 of his friends

by Eli jackhammer June 24, 2016

Adolf Jizzler

A man who mainly fucks Jewish bitches

Almost got myself killed calling my friend Adolf Jizzler

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

tit jizzler

When you tit fuck a girl until you come on her tits.

Todd fucked my tits last night for 15 minutes until he ejaculated on them on them. He's a true tit jizzler.

by hudsoto March 8, 2010