jizzlur
Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.
jizzlur by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018
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JIZZLORD
1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD
3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD
3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
JIZZLORD by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021
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jizzlur • jizzler • jizzturkey • Jizzturtle • jizzburn • jizzhurt • jizzlarious • jizzlerious • jizzlube • JizzTurbate
Jizzler
Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.
Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022
Jizzurp
Sarah: OMG Becky that sizzurp is going to make your ass too big
Becky: Well how else should i get wasted?
Sarah: Try Jizzurp
Becky: Well how else should i get wasted?
Sarah: Try Jizzurp
Jizzurp by MaverickMoto May 23, 2016
Jizzurup
The act of ingesting much more than the average amount of seaman during oral sex. This causes the need for the seaman recipient to be burped much like an infant after feeding to avoid stomach pains. The up spittle produced by Jizzurup would be referred to as Jizzurup chunder
Jizzurup by Eli jackhammer June 24, 2016
Adolf Jizzler
Adolf Jizzler by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
tit jizzler
Todd fucked my tits last night for 15 minutes until he ejaculated on them on them. He's a true tit jizzler.
tit jizzler by hudsoto March 8, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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