Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

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(Jizz-lur) Noun.

A fanatic of Jared Followill, the youngest Followill and bassist of Kings of Leon. Originated on the famous Kings of Leon forum, HappyAlone.

frontiercity at 3:40am: I'm a JIZZLER and I'm PROUD OF IT! *kisses picture of Jared*

by Frontiercity May 29, 2009

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When you fill any candy, preferably a Twizzler, with semen.

"Last Halloween, the local pedophile me a Jizzler. I didn't know what to do so I kindly accepted it."

by Professor Magnum Dong November 26, 2013

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3 dicks braided into a twister

Lebron: Hey John and Dan, do you wanna make a jizzler?

by mcpoopymypants May 30, 2021

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First sticking finger up arse, then cumming on the same finger. With the arse-stuck jizz-covered finger, you proceed to rub it over the top of someones lip (like Hitler's famous moustache) whilst they are asleep.

Ned, I'm going to Jizzler you when you are asleep.

by YouGotJizzlered May 31, 2009

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