jizzturkey

When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.

Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.

Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.

jizzturkey by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

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jiveturkey

Slang term for an individual who is prone to exaggerating the truth greatly or an outright liar. Used predominately in 1970's

- "Wow Im so cool!"

- "Man you're nothing but a jiveturkey"

jiveturkey by Anonymous October 19, 2003

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jizzturkey • jiveturkey • jiveturkeymuthafucka • Jizzturbed

Jizzturbed

When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.

I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.

Jizzturbed by ali twatastic June 1, 2013

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jiveturkeymuthafucka

An annoying white person.

Slang: just a name for when your pissed at your friends.

Yo you jiveturkeymuthafucka! Where my food stamps
God your such a jiveturkeymuthafucka!

jiveturkeymuthafucka by DR. OCTAGONAPUS >:( March 6, 2010

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jiveturkey

See "Homey" or "Homeskillet"

Wassup, my Jiveturkey?

jiveturkey by Homeskillet February 6, 2003

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Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

Jizz Turkey by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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