jizzturkey

When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.

Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.

Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.

by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

jiveturkey

Slang term for an individual who is prone to exaggerating the truth greatly or an outright liar. Used predominately in 1970's

- "Wow Im so cool!"

- "Man you're nothing but a jiveturkey"

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Jizzturbed

When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.

I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.

by ali twatastic June 1, 2013

jiveturkeymuthafucka

An annoying white person.

Slang: just a name for when your pissed at your friends.

Yo you jiveturkeymuthafucka! Where my food stamps
God your such a jiveturkeymuthafucka!

by DR. OCTAGONAPUS >:( March 6, 2010

jiveturkey

See "Homey" or "Homeskillet"

Wassup, my Jiveturkey?

by Homeskillet February 6, 2003

Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022