jizzturkey

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When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.

Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.

Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.

jizzturkey by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

Words you can keep

jiveturkey

Slang term for an individual who is prone to exaggerating the truth greatly or an outright liar. Used predominately in 1970's

- "Wow Im so cool!"

- "Man you're nothing but a jiveturkey"

jiveturkey by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Jizzturbed

When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.

I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.

Jizzturbed by ali twatastic June 1, 2013

jiveturkeymuthafucka

An annoying white person.

Slang: just a name for when your pissed at your friends.

Yo you jiveturkeymuthafucka! Where my food stamps
God your such a jiveturkeymuthafucka!

jiveturkeymuthafucka by DR. OCTAGONAPUS >:( March 6, 2010

jiveturkey

See "Homey" or "Homeskillet"

Wassup, my Jiveturkey?

jiveturkey by Homeskillet February 6, 2003

Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

Jizz Turkey by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026