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When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.

Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.

Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.

jizzturkey by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

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jiveturkey

Slang term for an individual who is prone to exaggerating the truth greatly or an outright liar. Used predominately in 1970's

- "Wow Im so cool!"

- "Man you're nothing but a jiveturkey"

jiveturkey by Anonymous October 19, 2003

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Jizzturbed

When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.

I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.

Jizzturbed by ali twatastic June 1, 2013

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jiveturkeymuthafucka

An annoying white person.

Slang: just a name for when your pissed at your friends.

Yo you jiveturkeymuthafucka! Where my food stamps
God your such a jiveturkeymuthafucka!

jiveturkeymuthafucka by DR. OCTAGONAPUS >:( March 6, 2010

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jiveturkey

See "Homey" or "Homeskillet"

Wassup, my Jiveturkey?

jiveturkey by Homeskillet February 6, 2003

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Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

Jizz Turkey by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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