Feb 25 Word of the Day
Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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to kill a joke or not make a joke funny anymore
harrison killed the joke

"WOW harrison thats killed!"
by CheddarBob March 27, 2007
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The expression used when someone is severly beaten in an argument (thus silencing them), inadvertantly embarrasses themselves, is made a fool of etc.

Similar in meaning to owned/pwned or served.
1. Haha did you see that killing Farmer just gave Hobbs?

2. Killed! *wiggles fingers*

3. You just got KILLED!
by the_robsta May 31, 2005
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1. When somebody has physically been brought to death by another human
2. When somebody makes a joke so funny you might die.
3. When your urban dictionary post gets rejected so many times that you feel like youve been killed.
1. US Army soldiers have killed thousands of Nazis.
2. "I cracked so hard at that joke, I think he killed me."
3. I swear to god this submission hasn't made it in so many times that I probably should've killed myself.
by lilglock January 23, 2019
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Can refer to many actions ~ all in overabundance.. like eating too much too fast, telling a stupid joke repeatedly, trying to fix something and then making it worse than it was originally.
Brother:"Mom, where are the leftovers?"
Sister:"Woops, I killed that shit, like 20 minutes ago"
Brother:"What, Imma kill you fool"
by Voruhs luhzeh January 14, 2005
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A bowl of marijuana that has been completely used and will not light.
I think we killed that bowl, put in some more weed.
by Geist May 21, 2005
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