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The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.
Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!
by AceSpaDes80 July 31, 2011
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.
She got jizz all over her : She has semen all over her.
by Rck February 19, 2007
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To give up and cause your white children to leave your erected penis onto/into either a woman's chest, Back, Arse, Face, or Hair. Sometimes caused by thinking about Women you could never fuck, then rubbing yourself for 1-4 minutes, then finishing on a paper towl, the toilet, outside the window, or onto the computer
Bill: Oh god i'm about to JIZZ!
Anne: Pull out! Pull out!
by unobruno01 May 15, 2013
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"She jizzed on me while I was dancing with her!"

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"He jizzed in his pants when he saw her lol"
by Engrossing Insignia November 01, 2009
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One of many slang words for semen. The male reproductive fluid, semen (or jizz) consists of a soap-like substance (secreted by the prostate and seminal vesicles), sperm, fructose (non-sweet sugar), and water. Its major purpose is to fertilize the ova (or "eggs") in most mammals and select other jawed vertebrates, and it goes by MANY names. It is secreted in the process scientifically known as ejaculation, during the male orgasm.

See also cum, semen, penis.
Dude, stay away from that; it's a jizz-free plant!

Dude, my girlfriend got real pissed, because I got jizz all over her face last night!
by bladesage January 05, 2008
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