Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

jizzler

a gay man

someone who swallows cum

a bitch that goes down on anyone

Jacks little sister Meg is one hell of a jizzler. That bitch went down on me last night and DAM!

jizzler by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

Jizzler

(Jizz-lur) Noun.

A fanatic of Jared Followill, the youngest Followill and bassist of Kings of Leon. Originated on the famous Kings of Leon forum, HappyAlone.

frontiercity at 3:40am: I'm a JIZZLER and I'm PROUD OF IT! *kisses picture of Jared*

Jizzler by Frontiercity May 29, 2009

Jizzler

When you fill any candy, preferably a Twizzler, with semen.

"Last Halloween, the local pedophile me a Jizzler. I didn't know what to do so I kindly accepted it."

Jizzler by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013

Jizzler

3 dicks braided into a twister

Lebron: Hey John and Dan, do you wanna make a jizzler?

Jizzler by mcpoopymypants May 30, 2021

jizzler

very fat; ball shaped; fucks ugly chicks; apetitie that can never be satisfied; likes to talk shit behind friends backs

you should go to the gym fatass before you look like jizzler.

jizzler by james jigsaw December 20, 2008

Jizzler

First sticking finger up arse, then cumming on the same finger. With the arse-stuck jizz-covered finger, you proceed to rub it over the top of someones lip (like Hitler's famous moustache) whilst they are asleep.

Ned, I'm going to Jizzler you when you are asleep.

Jizzler by YouGotJizzlered May 31, 2009