jizzler

a gay man

someone who swallows cum

a bitch that goes down on anyone

Jacks little sister Meg is one hell of a jizzler. That bitch went down on me last night and DAM!

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

jizzler

very fat; ball shaped; fucks ugly chicks; apetitie that can never be satisfied; likes to talk shit behind friends backs

you should go to the gym fatass before you look like jizzler.

by james jigsaw December 20, 2008

Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

The jizzler

Something like the boogeyman except sexier

I the jizzler will give your night pizzazz

by Sir squirrel August 21, 2014

Jizzler

(Jizz-lur) Noun.

A fanatic of Jared Followill, the youngest Followill and bassist of Kings of Leon. Originated on the famous Kings of Leon forum, HappyAlone.

frontiercity at 3:40am: I'm a JIZZLER and I'm PROUD OF IT! *kisses picture of Jared*

by Frontiercity May 29, 2009

Jizzler

When you fill any candy, preferably a Twizzler, with semen.

"Last Halloween, the local pedophile me a Jizzler. I didn't know what to do so I kindly accepted it."

by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013

Jizzler

3 dicks braided into a twister

Lebron: Hey John and Dan, do you wanna make a jizzler?

by mcpoopymypants May 30, 2021