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To be EXTREMELY intoxicated from the use of alcohol or drugs. See stoned, high, enke, drunk.
Enke died last night after getting wasted. He had a brutal bong session.
by blade er gitano January 26, 2004
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To be very intoxicated from the use of alcohol or drugs.
"That guy is so wasted, he can hardly stand up."
by x January 22, 2003
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To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors, or other drugs.
"Man, i just pissed all over the toilet seat, i'm so fucking wasted."
by macka March 06, 2003
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Drunk or high to the point you can't tell which end is which, which hole to put it in, what living thing to put it in, or can't get it in at all. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea, and the worst fucking headache EVER.
"Oooh my friggin' head i'm so wasted."
by April XD July 19, 2007
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Slang for getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol, marijuana or the sort

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Slang for get shot to death or murdered.
Jim: Why isn't John at school today?
Tim: You didn't hear he got wasted yesterday.
Jim: Awesome so typical of John.
Tim: How is that awesome when one of our classmates died.
Jim: Huh?
Tim: He got wasted as in he got shot to death.
Jim: Wait doesn't wasted mean drinking a shitload of alcohol until your drunk?
Tim: This is confusing, who the fuck gave this word two completely different meanings!!!!!!!!!
by phiyuku April 20, 2010
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to drink alcohol to the point of being heavly intoxicated... drunk
dude, we drank a fifth of vodka yesterday... we were wasted
by sara November 20, 2004
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