JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

Jizzlord

People who are lords of jizz 💔

Hey jizzlord, let’s jizz!

by Gooning 4839292 October 15, 2025

Jizz Lord

A person that considers himself/herself to be master of all semen. Such a person may claim ownership of any semen in sight.

That semen belongs to me, I am Jizz Lord.

by TTGG September 6, 2010

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

Jizzload

A unit of measurement between an Assload and a Fuck-ton.

~ "Hey, what are you up to?"
- "Nothin', just making a jizzload of flashcards for Japanese class"

by Mr311 May 8, 2011

young jizz lord

the greatest fucking rapper of all time!!!!!!

Hey are you listening to the young jizztape by young jizz lord on soudcloud? I heard that shit was fire asf!!

by young jizz lord official October 22, 2019

Jizz Lord

A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.

Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....

by RedWiz2 August 24, 2020