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jizzlarious

So hilarious that you jizz yourself
Jake: "...and when he got up his pants fell down"
Dylan: "haha thats jizzlarious"
jizzlarious by DylanHansen December 9, 2008
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Jiflarious 

It means that you are funny and hilarious and amazing all in one and easy fun word. It's pronounced like hilarious except with jif-larious. Just how it sounds.
You are so jiflarious!
Jiflarious by CrazyWorld101 May 20, 2009
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jilarious 

Extremely funny; It is Just a little more funny than Hilarious;
It is jilarious to watch someone tip their tube on the river.
jilarious by Tymurda June 3, 2009

jizzlicious 

Something that is really delicious or really awesome.
jizz
jizzly bear

Student A: 2 plus 2 equals 1.
Student B: Wow are you aujizztic?

Student 1: Look at that girl's ass!
Student 2: Yeah it's so jizzlicious.
jizzlicious by jizzly bear 1473 September 6, 2009

jizzlerious 

When you've had so many cream pies you've forgotten whats happened.
We've done it four times now. What?! I thought it was three... OMG I must be Jizzlerious.
jizzlerious by Kennedrhi December 31, 2022

jilarious 

What Michelle said was jilarious.
jilarious by christa April 13, 2006

jizzlicious 

Food that tastes so good that you could damn near blow your load.
1. Oh my god this chocolate is jizzlicious!
2. Oporto is ALWAYS jizzlicious.
jizzlicious by JLZLT ZGLOF W February 5, 2008
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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