Jizzturtle

A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.

"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!"-Said Horny Jamal

Jizzturtle by N ate Efron December 12, 2008

Jizz Turtle 

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

Jizz Turtle by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008

Jizzturbed 

When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.

I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.

Jizzturbed by ali twatastic June 1, 2013

jizzturkey 

When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.

Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.

Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.

jizzturkey by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

Jewish Jizz Turtle by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016