Jizzurp

When white girls want to replace the high calorie sprite and jolly ranchers with low calorie jizz

Sarah: OMG Becky that sizzurp is going to make your ass too big
Becky: Well how else should i get wasted?
Sarah: Try Jizzurp

by MaverickMoto May 23, 2016

Jizzurup

The act of ingesting much more than the average amount of seaman during oral sex. This causes the need for the seaman recipient to be burped much like an infant after feeding to avoid stomach pains. The up spittle produced by Jizzurup would be referred to as Jizzurup chunder

Linda Friday needed Jizzurup after shooting a bukake scene with Peter North and 30 of his friends

by Eli jackhammer June 24, 2016

jizzumped

Jerking off on a guy after jumping him.

That dude is about to get jizzumped! Man, that just adds insult to injury. It's wiggity wack.

by stephorano April 23, 2011

jizzruption

an act commited during the viewing an image so immensely captivating that the viewer literally secretes fluids in a forced and uncontrolable manner

1: i saw a ____ and jizzrupted

2: he was injured last night during a violent jizzruption, neighbors say it lasted for minutes

3: the word jizzruption is immature, which i pronounce it immatooer- haters

by individual2734 March 14, 2009

Jizzup

A jamaican/English slang term used to describe ejaculation.

Hey did you see that girl on the bus over there?
I'd love to jizzup her face!

Or * I jizzup all over her last night*

by Hom2436 May 3, 2018

Jizzup

When someone gives you a blow job and hiccups after you squirt and spits all of your semen out.

My girlfriend was sucking my cock and I came in her mouth and then she jizzupped which made her spew it out all over my junk.

by Mahbarley August 11, 2024