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Jizzurup 

The act of ingesting much more than the average amount of seaman during oral sex. This causes the need for the seaman recipient to be burped much like an infant after feeding to avoid stomach pains. The up spittle produced by Jizzurup would be referred to as Jizzurup chunder
Linda Friday needed Jizzurup after shooting a bukake scene with Peter North and 30 of his friends
Jizzurup by Eli jackhammer June 24, 2016
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jizzumped 

Jerking off on a guy after jumping him.
That dude is about to get jizzumped! Man, that just adds insult to injury. It's wiggity wack.
jizzumped by stephorano April 23, 2011

jizzruption 

an act commited during the viewing an image so immensely captivating that the viewer literally secretes fluids in a forced and uncontrolable manner
1: i saw a ____ and jizzrupted

2: he was injured last night during a violent jizzruption, neighbors say it lasted for minutes

3: the word jizzruption is immature, which i pronounce it immatooer- haters
jizzruption by individual2734 March 14, 2009
A jamaican/English slang term used to describe ejaculation.
Hey did you see that girl on the bus over there?
I'd love to jizzup her face!

Or * I jizzup all over her last night*
Jizzup by Hom2436 May 3, 2018
When someone gives you a blow job and hiccups after you squirt and spits all of your semen out.
My girlfriend was sucking my cock and I came in her mouth and then she jizzupped which made her spew it out all over my junk.
Jizzup by Mahbarley August 11, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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