first year students in college, formal way of saying 'bottom of the food chain' or 'light weight'.
Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times.
Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately.
There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are.
Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times.
Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately.
There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are.
'are those girls transfer here? i've never seen them before'
'no, they're freshmen'
'how do you know?'
'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.'
'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?'
'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!'
'no, they're freshmen'
'how do you know?'
'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.'
'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?'
'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!'
by happypeanutssoar September 18, 2012
Freshmen year.
You are the most hated grade in highschool and even if your grade is overall better than others, you will never been seen as that. Half of the time sophmores try to pick on you because that is what juniors did to them but it does not work because they aren't that much bigger than freshmen.
You are the most hated grade in highschool and even if your grade is overall better than others, you will never been seen as that. Half of the time sophmores try to pick on you because that is what juniors did to them but it does not work because they aren't that much bigger than freshmen.
by Fluffymistletoe April 8, 2016
The kids who are new to high school; often seen with backpacks that are three times the size of themselves, they take the longest routes possible to their classes, and they attract other freshmen. Once they have become comfortable with the high school society, they are usually the loud and obnoxious people screaming at each other and chasing their friends around the hall. Sometimes they get high school mixed up with middle school.
*really loud group walking down the hall*
Friend 1: "Why do they feel the need to be so freaking loud?"
Friend 2: "They're freshmen. Can't you tell by their backpacks?"
Friend 1: "Oh yeah...I remember when I was in eighth grade."
Friend 1: "Why do they feel the need to be so freaking loud?"
Friend 2: "They're freshmen. Can't you tell by their backpacks?"
Friend 1: "Oh yeah...I remember when I was in eighth grade."
by sodonewithhighschool November 12, 2011
The new kids in high school. These kids often still think school is like middle school, and are the perfect victims for pranks and torment like wedgies, swirlies, purple nurples, wet willies, noogies, and being stuffed into lockers.
I used to torment freshmen at every opportunity I got. From hanging wedgies on the flagpole to stripping them naked and parading them into the crowded hallways, I was always making sure freshmen were thoroughly humiliated throughout the school years.
by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014
Freshmen are snot nosed butt holes who think they're the shit when about 50% them actually smell like shit. Freshmen goof around too much that's why most of them can even handle a 1 page essay. Then they start crying about it like little piggies. When a Freshman tries to be tough all you got to do is dip them in a toilet with a bowl full of pesticides yea!!! that will do it. haha
Freshmen: Hey did you watch the teletubies last night.
Prince Sade: No unfortunately I don't do cuddle hugs.
Freshman: Aww you need one hehe
Prince Sade: Aww you wanna die
Freshman: you meanie!!!!
Prince Sade: yea that's right go drown yourself in a bowl of pesticides and sing the song Teletubies, Teletubies say HELL NO!! UH-OHHHHH.
Prince Sade: No unfortunately I don't do cuddle hugs.
Freshman: Aww you need one hehe
Prince Sade: Aww you wanna die
Freshman: you meanie!!!!
Prince Sade: yea that's right go drown yourself in a bowl of pesticides and sing the song Teletubies, Teletubies say HELL NO!! UH-OHHHHH.
by Prince Sade June 19, 2009
When you do an activity you're interested for an extensive amount of time, often pulling several all-nighters and focusing on that activity.
Person 1: "Yo, you gunna freshmen tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah when I get home I'm gunna play Guild Wars (video game) all night"
Person 1: "Damn, we have a lot of homework tonight"
Person 2: "Yeah man we gotta freshmen homework"
Person 2: "Yeah when I get home I'm gunna play Guild Wars (video game) all night"
Person 1: "Damn, we have a lot of homework tonight"
Person 2: "Yeah man we gotta freshmen homework"
by bigmoh July 24, 2011
The definition of freshmen is:
Females- a stupid skank bitch who dumps an upperclassmen for no fucking reason, the term freshmen can be used to someone of any age such as 1, 48, or even 99 years of age
Males- a dumbass cunt nugget who thinks he's the bomb, or any guy who does stuff just to be cool, although he is a complete fucking retarded cock browny. again this can be used for a guy of any age, ranging from age 4 to 10984
between two friends
Females- a stupid skank bitch who dumps an upperclassmen for no fucking reason, the term freshmen can be used to someone of any age such as 1, 48, or even 99 years of age
Males- a dumbass cunt nugget who thinks he's the bomb, or any guy who does stuff just to be cool, although he is a complete fucking retarded cock browny. again this can be used for a guy of any age, ranging from age 4 to 10984
between two friends
(guy1) "dude my girlfriend dumped me"
(guy2) "dude she's a fucking freshmen"
(guy1) "no she's a junior"
(guy2) "no you havent heard? there's a new definition, yeah it means anybody who dumps their special someone for no reason!"
(guy2) "dude she's a fucking freshmen"
(guy1) "no she's a junior"
(guy2) "no you havent heard? there's a new definition, yeah it means anybody who dumps their special someone for no reason!"
by CRNoel2011 November 16, 2009