11 definitions by SalsaDaddy

1
A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.
tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"
by SalsaDaddy March 09, 2018
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2
Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy
Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"
by SalsaDaddy March 09, 2018
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3
When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.
Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!
by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018
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Noun: When your child remembers their past life as a soviet solider and try's to share your items with other people.
Sarah: "I swear, my son Billy is a solvietus! he's always talking in a poor Russian accent and yelling about Nazis!"
Sally: "There is no way, he's only 3, he can't talk!"
Billy: "Привет товарищи"
by SalsaDaddy March 08, 2018
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5
When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.
I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.
by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018
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A roblox youtube account that has been deceased for about a year or so. He was killed by his father Curtis. May he rest in peace, amen.
Susan: "Switcheditup may have been cringe, but he didn't deserve to die"
Joan: "He was only 12!, why Curtis, WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!?"
Curtis: "He made fun of me for being bald"
by SalsaDaddy March 09, 2018
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When a infant is consumed by a crocodile.
Little Timmy and his friends were the victims of a horrific crocochild incident.
by SalsaDaddy April 20, 2018
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