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A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.
tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"
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by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

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Noun: When your child remembers their past life as a soviet solider and try's to share your items with other people.
Sarah: "I swear, my son Billy is a solvietus! he's always talking in a poor Russian accent and yelling about Nazis!"
Sally: "There is no way, he's only 3, he can't talk!"
Billy: "Привет товарищи"
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Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.
Matt is such a Jizzlur, right before i kissed him he jizzed!
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by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

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When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.
I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.
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Verb; A magical Purple STD that make your sperm solid, while having a point at the end of it. (Purcupined is when you are stabbed with said Purcupine.) It is very deadly, and when you are stabbed your ovaries explode.
Sarah: "Did you hear what happened to Sally?"
Mary: "Yeah, her boyfriend she met on craigslist apparently {Purcupined] her!"
Sarah: "What a way to go out.."
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Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy
Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"
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When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.
Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!
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