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an affectionate way to call someone you like a small jerk. not offensive.
'dont be a jerkyl and eat all the gummy bears!'
jerkyl by isjz December 27, 2021
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Worm jerky 

Dried worm found on the pavement.
Worm jerky by zimmygirl777 April 5, 2023

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Hot Jerky 

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it
You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.
Hot Jerky by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats 

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."
jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

JerkyHole 

A hole that is filled with jerky.
Not to be confused with a JerkHole.
Person 1: "Hey Wanna Go To A JerkyHole?"
Person 2: "A JerkHole?"
Person 1: "No a JerkyHole"
Person 2: "Oh Sure."

cold jerky 

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.
The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.
cold jerky by DaStrangla January 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 19, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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