Tail slap

The act of weaponizing a tail.

Danny used tail slap. It was super effective.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Booger casserole

Food so disgusting, not even animals will eat it.

Eww! I wouldn’t feed this booger casserole to a dog. I don’t hate dogs.

by zimmygirl777 June 07, 2023

Faux hundies

Fake hundred dollar bills. Fool’s Benjamin. Bad cheddar. Fake money. Usually given as pranks.

Dang! I thought I struck rich, but all I got was faux hundies.

by zimmygirl777 July 16, 2025

That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Irish curse

Sensitivity to harsh sunlight, somewhat akin to vampirism.

I can't be out in sunlight. It's the Irish curse.

by zimmygirl777 February 09, 2023

Markiplier

The hot Korean gamer Jesus.

Oh my Glob! Markiplier!

by zimmygirl777 March 19, 2023

Ryan Reynolds

God's perfect idiot. Gorgeous Canadian hunk. The actor noted for portraying Deadpool.

Oh my Glob! It's Ryan Reynolds!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025