One of the kindest people you will ever meet. January is a kind and wise soul who would do anything for you. She always has wisdom to share with you and she will always be there to listen if you need it. January is absolutly beautiful. She is unique and has a shining personality. January's smile is the type that gets you to smile. She has a goofy sense of humor and reminds you of your goofy/adventurous childhood. She has lots of friends and loves them all just as they love her. She cares a lot about her family and will always put them first. No matter what January can always bring you out of a bad mood. She brings new stories to the table every single and makes you laugh even when nothing is funny. January is someone to cherish, she is the kind of person that you will never ever forget. No matter what goes down, you can always count of January to be there. Everyone loves January.
-I can't waut to hangout with January tomorrow!

-January is so kind; I love January!
by Flaming-snowflake January 3, 2020
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grab anything month this means you can grab anything you want wether it is ass dick or tits
hey Karen its January
really
*grabs ass*

wtf

its grab anything month

oh ok
grabs dick
by thathighkid December 3, 2019
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its yet another slap a*s month :0
joe: heyyy, why you just slap me a*s
bob: HAVENT YOU HEARD!! ITS SLAP A*S MONTHH!!
joe: uh oh its january ;(
by yaqueen_puertorico January 8, 2020
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The best month if the year and the first month of the year !
My bday is on January !!!!
by January the best December 26, 2018
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The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers :p
by January Boy February 9, 2009
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A very unique name, generally owned by a very unique person. A beautiful woman.
January was exquisite.
by Jan W-B. February 2, 2010
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The act of making someone believe a joke, statement, etc. is true, while it is in fact completely fake.

Usually the person being januaried will try very hard to figure out what the person meant, making them look like a complete and utter idiot, as they meant nothing. Added people who are in on the january will add to the hilarity.
The most common use of the term is through the "January Joke":

Person 1: Yo, what month comes after June?
Person 2: July?
1: Are Julying to me?
2: Ha ha ha very funny.
1: Ok listen to this one: What month comes after December?
2: January.
1: Are you Januarying to me? *Everone "in" on the joke starts laughing*
2: (Embarrassed) What? I don't get it. What do you mean?

When someone is found out:

Person 1: Dude I brought home like 20 chicks last night man!
Person 2: Yeah right, you're januarying me...
Person 1: Damn you got me.
by dickmasterflex September 21, 2010
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