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grab anything month this means you can grab anything you want wether it is ass dick or tits
hey Karen its January
really
*grabs ass*

wtf

its grab anything month

oh ok
grabs dick
by thathighkid December 03, 2019
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers :p
by January Boy February 09, 2009
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The best month if the year and the first month of the year !
My bday is on January !!!!
by January the best December 25, 2018
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A very unique name, generally owned by a very unique person. A beautiful woman.
January was exquisite.
by Jan W-B. February 02, 2010
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Its January, time to have sex because its national have sex month!
by CNigg420 November 27, 2019
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The act of making someone believe a joke, statement, etc. is true, while it is in fact completely fake.

Usually the person being januaried will try very hard to figure out what the person meant, making them look like a complete and utter idiot, as they meant nothing. Added people who are in on the january will add to the hilarity.
The most common use of the term is through the "January Joke":

Person 1: Yo, what month comes after June?
Person 2: July?
1: Are Julying to me?
2: Ha ha ha very funny.
1: Ok listen to this one: What month comes after December?
2: January.
1: Are you Januarying to me? *Everone "in" on the joke starts laughing*
2: (Embarrassed) What? I don't get it. What do you mean?

When someone is found out:

Person 1: Dude I brought home like 20 chicks last night man!
Person 2: Yeah right, you're januarying me...
Person 1: Damn you got me.
by dickmasterflex September 20, 2010
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