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Jerkhole 

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
"Oh man. MattyPatty has become a good person in this one! He's not an abusive jerkhole!!!" ~MatPat
Jerkhole by Definite_Faller February 1, 2018

jerkhole 

A hole of jerkiness. Originated by MatPat of Game Theory on YouTube. Could also be used to describe a hole full of jerks.
MattyPatty is being a huge jerkhole.
jerkhole by violetrose5 February 1, 2018

jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008

Jerkhole 

A hole in the ground, in which one collects jerks.
Matt Pat- “Oh woah, MattyPatty has become a good person in this one; he’s not an abusive jerkhole
Jerkhole by SirGiraffe February 1, 2018

jerkhole 

My friend matt is a jerkhole.
jerkhole by Corndog April 21, 2004

Jerkolepsy 

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.
Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.
Jerkolepsy by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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