cunted

getting fucked over so royally that you feel your asshole was turned into a cunt and fucked

i got cunted! lost my fantasy football playoff game by 1 stinking point!!!

by isjz December 27, 2021

jerkyl

an affectionate way to call someone you like a small jerk. not offensive.

'dont be a jerkyl and eat all the gummy bears!'

by isjz December 27, 2021

vaheenate

a command requesting the delivery of a vagina to come to the immediate area

Herberto walked into the room lustfully and upon seeing Isabella he exclaimed 'vaheenate!'

by isjz December 27, 2021

dingle

a little penis

Bertha exclaimed, 'GET THAT PATHETIC LITTLE DINGLE AWAY FROM ME!'

by isjz December 28, 2021

urbandick

an editor for Urban Dictionary that continuously rejects well thought of and defined words cause hes an ass

oh look, another urbandick shot me down... surprise surprise!

by isjz June 14, 2018

improchampment

someone from austiere or humble beginnings who has undergone extreme self-betterment and become successful

Anakin Skywalker is the quintessential example of improchampment... a poor, destitute slave who rose to become one of the most formidable powers in the galaxy.

by isjz March 10, 2022

procjectimation

to immediately upon holding an object be able to precisely derive how far you can throw it

upon finishing his soda, Tommy tossed the can into a trash bin, from over 15ft away, on his 1st try!... what procjectimation!!

by isjz March 10, 2022