69420

A multiple of 89 and 780.

The act of performing simultaneous oral sex (69) while hitting a bong. (420)
Person 1: Hey, did you know that 69420 is a multiple of 89?
Person 2: 89? What's that?
Person 1: Titty fucking.

Person 2: Oh, right. Titty fucking is nice. Wait.... 69420 is a multiple of 89?

Person 1: Yes. 89 x 13 = 1157 x 6 = 6942 x 10 obviously = 69420. Weren't you paying attention in math class?

Person 2: 69 is nice, 420 is nice, and so is 89. So if 69420 is a multiple of 89, that makes it triple nice!

Catholic: But it's also a multiple of 13. So it's unholy. The preachers weren't lying when they said sex and drugs were evil.
Person 2: Fuck off, catholic!

Catholic: Alright then. Good luck burning in hell....
Person 1: YOU go burn in hell!

Catholic: I can't. God will grant me my worthy place in heaven.
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Titties

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.
Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.
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Alpha Bitch

Someone who is bossy, rude, bitchy, and has no rivals/bullies. While they are almost always found in schools, they can also be found in similar places. An alpha bitch is usually seen as a responsible, inspiring, and helpful leader in the eyes of their superiors (whether that be their teachers, their boss, etc), but that couldn't be farther from the truth, for when their superiors aren't around, they feel like they can rule over everyone and impose restrictions on other people. I should also mention the fact that they feel the need to snitch on people whenever they get the chance, and that can be for the smallest thing, like swearing or breaking the most retarded rule ever, and then they just turn around and do the same god-damned thing, because they know nobody is going to snitch on them, because if they did, their superiors would never believe that the "responsible, helpful, leader" did something bad. An alpha bitch will also, at times, insult people, and when they do, many people around them usually start to laugh, the alpha bitch will continue to roast you like a chicken for however long they please; but god-forbid you EVER have the AUDACITY to insult them back, for if you do, they will play the victim like crazy, then they, along with their friends, will give you a beating for the ages!
Ellen: Hey, Zack, take that retarded bracelet off before I kick you in the balls!
Zack: Why?
Ellen: Why? Because, or else I'll fuck your mom!
*Everyone except for Zack erupts in laughter*
Zack: You have no reason to tell me that, you have no authority over me you stupid retard!
Ellen: Oh my god! We do not say that word! Do you have any idea what that means?
Zack: You said it like one minute ago!
Ellen: It doesn't matter!
*Ellen's friend snitches on Zack*
Kevin: Zack, you idiot! She's an alpha bitch!
Zack: So....?

Kevin: Not only are you in deep shit for saying the R-word, but she's gonna beat you to death for insulting her.
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Marshmallow graphics

Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.
Mike: Imma play that hentai game!
Jack: The one with marshmallow graphics? Damn!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic September 29, 2020
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52

52 is a sexual number, much like 69, 89, and 818. 52 refers to sexual intercourse in which both parties are facing one-and-other; think of it as if the 5 and the 2 are humping each-other. There are also other numbers like 52, such as 22 (Anal sex), 62 (One-way oral sex), and 818 (Double titty fucking).
Fred: Hey! Guess what Tashira and I did last night?
Mike: What?
Fred: 52.
Mike: Nice.
Fred: It was so fucking hot! I came like three times!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 12, 2021
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Snaptism

Derived from the word 'baptism', a snaptism is the day in which any given Snapchat user joins Snapchat. It's to be treated like a digital birthday of sorts.
Zack: Twelve months ago on this day, I created my Snapchat account. Therefore, today is my snaptism

Jack: Happy snaptism!
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foick

Two guys swordfighting with their cocks for a girl they want to have sex with.

...allow me to explain...

When a woman wants to have sex with two men of whom she finds very attractive. These two guys however are mortal enemies and are both competing for marrying and/or dating this woman. The woman knows a threesome is not an option at this point so she declares a foick between the two men. Only the woman can declare the foick as a last resort for the two guys who want to fuck her.

HERE ARE THE RULES

1: stabbing the opponent`s balls with your dick is an automatic win
2: NO HANDS (unless you`re jerking), no kicks either.
3: ejaculating on the opponent`s balls is an automatic rematch.
4: if you lose your erection, you lose
5: pissing and ejaculating is allowed
6: dick breaking (from extreme hardcore foicking) is a loss for both men
7: disobeying the foick rules results in a rematch
8: the woman is in full control of the foick
Tashira: I want to have sex with both of you.
Kevin: I can`t stand the sight of that retard
Fred: As much as Tashira turns me on, the thought of Kevin makes my jizz go right back into my dickhole!
Tashira: Well then... I didn`t think I`d have to do this... I declare a foick to the death!
Fred: Oh it`s fucking on, asshole!
Kevin: Tashira wants my cock
*cocks clashing together*
Tashira: *masturbating to Kevin and Fred foicking*
Fred: Kevin, look! Tashira`s masturbating, isn`t it hot?
Kevin: *gets distracted* *cums*
Fred: *stabs Kevin in balls*
Kevin: Fuck! My balls hurt like fucking hell!!!
Fred: You`re just a pervert anyway, kevin!

Tashira: Now let`s fuck, Fred!
Fred: fucks Tashira right in front of Kevin.
Kevin: *commits suicide my drowning in the cum and sqirt fluid*
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