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n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.
What in tardation is going on in here??!?!
by SkidMarkyMark June 03, 2006
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adj. Used to describe a television show dealing with drugs, incest, rape, molestation, or drinking.
Tonight on a very special "Different Strokes," Arnold takes it up the ass by that old dude from "WKRP."
by SkidMarkyMark January 04, 2005
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n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.
Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.
by SkidMarkyMark April 29, 2010
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n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.
I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.
by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006
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n. A synonym for "hillbilly."
Lisa Simpson: "I believe the preferred term is 'conjoined twins'."

Dr. Hibbert: "And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it ain't gonna happen."
by SkidMarkyMark June 02, 2006
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n. Pornography, specifically magazines or DVDs/video tapes. Used by Greg on an episode of "C.S.I."
I found someone's stash of spankables.
by SkidMarkyMark May 05, 2006
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n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
by SkidMarkyMark May 05, 2006
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