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boortz

n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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reaches rock

v. to achieve an erection
"I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."
by SkidMarkyMark October 3, 2006
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moonbat

n. A word used by hard-line conservatives to refer to liberals. A fairly silly portmanteau of the words "moon" and "bat," it might be meant to indicate "batting at the moon" as an analogy to attempting to achieve unachievable or unrealistic goals. In general, however, use of this word marks the user himself as the insane, or at the very least, silly, one.
Oh my god, can you believe those moonbats protesting against warrantless wiretaps of Murrikans? Why can't they just obey everything their president does?!?
by SkidMarkyMark August 6, 2008
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spankables

n. Pornography, specifically magazines or DVDs/video tapes. Used by Greg on an episode of "C.S.I."
I found someone's stash of spankables.
by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006
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blowjobs after marriage

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!
by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009
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tardation

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.
What in tardation is going on in here??!?!
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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