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v. To carry on an extramarital affair.
by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009
Get the hiking the Appalachian Trail mug.n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.
Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"
by SkidMarkyMark October 23, 2009
Get the Ben's Chili Bowels mug.adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009
Get the colder than a snowman's junk mug.n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.
by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010
Get the wiggle pigs mug.A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.
Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!
by SkidMarkyMark July 13, 2006
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Get the Gazongazilla mug."What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.
by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006
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