SkidMarkyMark's definitions

fruit salad

n. An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.

Back in the '80s--the "Just Say No" era--in elementary school health class, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. Of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.

by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006

dragon wagon

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.

I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.

by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

kentucky doorbell

To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door.

Cletus across the street had a friend that would ring the Kentucky doorbell each morning at 5:00 am. I say "had" because me and my tire iron had a little chat with him.

by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006

fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007

jackpack

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.

The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

spankables

n. Pornography, specifically magazines or DVDs/video tapes. Used by Greg on an episode of "C.S.I."

I found someone's stash of spankables.

by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006

moonbat

n. A word used by hard-line conservatives to refer to liberals. A fairly silly portmanteau of the words "moon" and "bat," it might be meant to indicate "batting at the moon" as an analogy to attempting to achieve unachievable or unrealistic goals. In general, however, use of this word marks the user himself as the insane, or at the very least, silly, one.

Oh my god, can you believe those moonbats protesting against warrantless wiretaps of Murrikans? Why can't they just obey everything their president does?!?

by SkidMarkyMark August 6, 2008