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boortz

n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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wedding ring

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.
It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.
by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006
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johnny marzetti

n. A casserole composed of low-grade ground beef, onions, crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce, and pasta, common in Ohio elementary school cafeterias. The most vile substance ever served for lunch. Trivially easy to prepare, and cheap to make it is a favorite of school administrators.
My first experience with johnny marzetti was also my last. After that, I had my mom pack my lunch for me (in a Star Wars lunchbox).
by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
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Gazongazilla

n. A female with enormous (bigger than DDD) tits.
Whoah! Check out Gazongazilla over there with the 44-FFs!
by SkidMarkyMark July 27, 2006
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moo

n. Syn. for "mother." Orig.: Used by childfree people to indicate disdain for motherhood, the concept being that anyone dumb enough to breed is little better than a mindless cow with sagyy udders.
I was enjoying a stroll in the park when some dopey moo whipped her flabby jugs out to tit-feed her sprog.
by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006
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jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."
by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007
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wiggle pigs

n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.
Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.
by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010
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