Hand

The body part you use for many things, like grabbing stuff.

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The proximal most part of the upper limbs(naturally always in a pair) of biologically classified primates usually used to support walking in primitive primates. Hands may be used to perform precision demanding jobs such as using tools.

Humans and some intelligent primates use their hands to handle tools or grab objects. Hands consist of a central and swollen palm(mostly non pigmented) and usually 5 digits attached to the palm through bones. One of the digits is a thumb which may or may not be free determining the flexibility of the hand useful in carrying objects. A free thumb in Homo sapiens has allowed the species to carry or hold objects with much ease and perform various activities using intricate finger movement.
Natasha cut her hands with a knife while chopping onions.
My friend here is a hand model.
How would I fap without my hands?
by Gold Teeth October 31, 2017
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In human females, a nail support.
In human males, a nut scratcher.
In drunk humans, a cup holder.

In humans in general, antonym of foot.
In non-human primates, synonym of foot.
"Dude, you're sitting on my hand"
"Shut up, I know."
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
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Many a young mans' sex tool...
"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."
by Trevor Anderson January 19, 2005
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The amount of control possessed by each person in a romantic relationship. Short for 'the upper hand', it is a lighthearted way of describing the shift of control in a relationship, based on the assumption that one person tends to have the upper hand over the other.

Coined in Seinfeld episode "The Pez Dispenser"
George: No everything is *not* going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. *Once* in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have *no* hand...

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Jerry: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening.
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"That's my hand in the back. Don't mind her"
by Godfather Nudy August 17, 2020
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There are some things you'd rather do with your hand than with your dog.
by rumaco August 29, 2008
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