jackput

what you tell a girl, after you've cum inside her

Him: "JACKPUT"
Her: "What"
Him: "I just came"
Her: "oh Jackput"

jackput by benzandthebeema January 13, 2010

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Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023

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jackpotting around

Term popularized by Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan referring to goofing around, taking bad shots, trying to be flashy, and/or not paying attention.

"I was satisfied with the team's performance overall. Deron did a good job finding his teammates and everyone did a great job of getting to the basket. No one was jackpotting around out there."

jackpotting around by brentman87 April 22, 2008

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Jungle Juice Jackpot

Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.

Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$

Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.

Jungle Juice Jackpot by Yahuwah June 6, 2019