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A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).
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Get the Elon Musk mug.“Have you seen that postgame interview of Connor McDavid? Amazing player, but the personality of a soggy plank of wood.”
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Get the Drew Gooden mug.When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
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Get the John Delaney mug.Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.
“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera
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