TK2000's definitions

Connor McDavid

Essentially what’d happen if you customized a player to have 100% talent and 0% personality

“Have you seen that postgame interview of Connor McDavid? Amazing player, but the personality of a soggy plank of wood.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Klobmentum

when a presidential primary campaign has an illusionary appearance of upward momentum after a surprise third-place finish in an early state, only for the campaign to quickly fizzle out.

Originates with Any Klobuchar’s 2020 presidential campaign.

“yeah, she placed third in New Hampshire, but what happened next? All it was was Klobmentum. Her career ended within a few weeks.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Dickipedia

A billionaire who uses their money to ruin a website

Johnny: “Hey, remember when Elon Musk bought and ruined Twitter?”

Lauren: “Oh yeah. He’s such a Dickipedia.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Genie in a Bottle

Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.

“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Drew Gooden

Synonym of Danny Gonzalez

“I really like that new Drew Gooden video.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023