TK2000's definitions

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Glizzo

A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.

“Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Britney Knives

Alter ego of Britney Spears who dances with “fake” knives.

“Look, there’s another Instagram post of Britney Knives.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Gefiltephishing

When non-Jews (“goys”) attempt to appear Jewish.

A derivative of the term “blackphishing”.

“Yeah, he had everyone fooled that he was Jewish. Used Yiddish phrases, asked everyone about their plans for the high holidays. Turns out he was a WASP the whole time. Total case of gefiltephishing.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Karen Walker

A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.

“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023