Definitions by TK2000

JFK assassination 

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

JFK assassination by TK2000 November 15, 2023

JFK assassination 

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)

“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”

JFK assassination by TK2000 November 13, 2023

Karen Walker 

A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.

“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”

Karen Walker by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Gefiltefishing 

When a non-Jewish person (a “goy”) makes themselves appear Jewish.

Alternatively spelled “ gefiltephishing”. A derivative of “blackfishing”.

“Yeah, George sometimes went as far as wearing a Star of David necklace, when he has zero connection to Judaism. He was gefiltefishing us the whole time.”

Gefiltefishing by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Genie in a Bottle 

Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.

“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera

Genie in a Bottle by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Glizzo 

A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.

“Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”

Glizzo by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Lizzie McGuire fabulous

An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire

“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”

Lizzie McGuire fabulous by TK2000 October 29, 2023