TK2000's definitions

Glizzo

A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.

“Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Connor McDavid

Essentially what’d happen if you customized a player to have 100% talent and 0% personality

“Have you seen that postgame interview of Connor McDavid? Amazing player, but the personality of a soggy plank of wood.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

QueenAnon

An offshoot of QAnnon which posits that Queen Elizabeth II is the real identity behind “Q” and has faked her death to go deep undercover.

“Have you heard about QueenAnon? Sure it’s not an actual thing, but it’s just every bit as wild as the things QAnon actually does believe.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Kylie Minogue syndrome

When a global music superstar inexplicably struggles in the U.S. market.

“I’ll never understand why Anastacia was not big in the United States. Guess she fell victim to the Kylie Minogue Syndrome.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023