TK2000's definitions

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Titan submarine

A submarine that is a “submersible” in the very same sense that Amy Schumer is a “comedian”

“Hey did you hear the news about the Titan Submarine? It sunk. Guess it wasn’t all that good at its supposed job, and got progressively worse.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Margaery Tyrell

When you’re the smartest person in the room, but still manage to fall into a fatal trap.

“Being as smart as she was, she was the only one in the room to recognize the trap they had fallen into. Alas, it was too late. Another Margaery Tyrell.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ohio State

Someone who identifies by the pronoun “the”.

“The other day my sibling told our family that their pronoun is now ‘The’. My sibling is an Ohio State.

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Wrigley Field

Someone who is late to adopt any new technology.

“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023