A self-centered douche.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

A Radical Nickname for people with the name brad usually given to them by their friends.

an amazing person, who will always treat you great no matter what happens, who will love you unconditionally, acts like a crazy little kid sometimes, and is the most loving and caring person in the world!!!!! and is great in bed!!!

(verb) to ejaculate with great force, covering a large area.

Is known to be the ultimate sex machine. It's common to share his crazy sex stories to his friends. This sounds like torture, but it's actually entertaining when you meet a Brad. They usually play guitar really really really good, and know every single definition of every word on urban dictionary without having to look it up.

Main character's street name in MALIBU'S MOST WANTED