jackpotting 

V. doing something that you should not... or using an implement for a purpose other then its intended purpose. Jackpotting always result in someone getting hurt and or something getting broken

"billy get off the roof of that car and stop jackpotting!"

jackpotting by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007

Jackpotting 

Sexual practice in which elderly folk perform surprise anal sex on others whilst they lean over a slot machine at a casino. Often this is facilitated by the receiver leaning on a walker.

"Herbert, let's head down to the Aisle of Capri Casino this Saturday for the buffet and some Jackpotting."

Jackpotting by LeechBucket December 18, 2011

Jackpotting 

The action of taking a dump on the ground next to a toilet rather than in the toilet itself. It is customary to call out any identifiable item of which there are three or more contained in the jackpot.

1) Let's get out of here, someone is jackpotting in the bathroom.
2) James Franco is jackpotting in the bathroom again, he called out triple plum... I guess it's better than triple bars.

Jackpotting by Thingskidssay July 4, 2017

jackpotting 

The distinct urge to poop and barf at the same time.

After he ate tainted sushi, he was jackpotting for two hours.

When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.

jackpotting by Texan Etymologist May 18, 2022

Jackpotting 

The act of dropping your pants and masturbating at the game table after winning big, basking in the glory of your victory. The masturbatory celebration must be accompanied by the words “Jackpot!” in order to be Jackpotting by its textbook definition. Typically this celebration is only saved for BIG wins, unless you’re a sick fuck looking for an excuse to give gambling grandmothers a heart attack.

Did you hear about Dave??? He’s on the local news for Jackpotting after a $10k hit at the casino. I even heard he’s a registered sex offender now. I hope the Jackpot was worth it.

Jackpotting by JackPotter April 4, 2024

jackpotting around 

Term popularized by Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan referring to goofing around, taking bad shots, trying to be flashy, and/or not paying attention.

"I was satisfied with the team's performance overall. Deron did a good job finding his teammates and everyone did a great job of getting to the basket. No one was jackpotting around out there."

jackpotting around by brentman87 April 22, 2008