basket

1. A reference to the outline of the male genital area as viewed through pants/swimsuit/undergarment. See also package. Term often used by gay men in assessing the potential size of a potential suitor.

Gee whillikers, Luke - did you notice the size of Lawrence's basket? Jeff Stryker ain't got nothin on THAT piece o' meat. Come - lets fetch another crantini, and shake our booty to some 80's Europop!

by GenuineNine December 18, 2003

basket

An item, into one of which you should not put all your eggs.

Margo: A tisket, a tasket, I lost my yellow basket...
Alice: Did you have all your eggs in it?
Margo: Yes.
Alice: ...Damn.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

basket

A basket- crazy acting or silly. Usually describes somebody who is funny.

for example: that chick's a real basket.

by Bonita aka *Lil' Nini* April 13, 2006

basket

To conceal a lot of weapons at one time in a container, for example a basket. Taken from the concept of Baby Bonnie Hood from DarkStalkers 3, who carried weapons in her basket.

That girl couldn't hsien-ko all those squirtguns on her hip, so she basketed them instead.

by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005

basket

a pipe used for smoking marijuana.

"hey man, pack up a basket" "lets go smoke a basket" "pass the basket"

by Jay Ronter August 11, 2006

basket

An effeminate business manager who likes to share his wod.

RAS rested his basket on the employees' arms.

by Carol June 11, 2003

Basketeering

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.

TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."

by HeadPoolieInCharge July 08, 2010