invin 

I'm tony from across the street

In my life you mean so much to me man

invin by thepersononyourright July 21, 2003

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Incineration Event by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Infinitesimal

YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

Oh he misused the word infinitesimal last week! He thought it meant really big but it actually means really small!

Infinitesimal by Problematic Virgil October 31, 2019

Infinitelyharry 

Sierra is the sexiest fanpage out there she gives free therapy and constantly reminds us how sexy we are <3 ily Sierra

Friend: where did the sudden boost of confidence come from

Me: from infinitelyharry she told me I’m sexy

Infinitelyharry by i<3louis&harry June 29, 2021

Infinite Improbability Drive 

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."

Infinite Improbability Drive by Kantankerous November 7, 2008

Infinite love

When you and your loved one are so intimately connected, your hearts beat in sync, and you both know that no matter how far, no matter how long, you will always be there for each other, that's infinite love.

My princess, my love for you is an infinite love.
Your prince.

Infinite love by Asyh.Vysaooy September 29, 2019

Infiniphile 

1. Someone who is attracted to all people
2. A primary attraction to the human soul
Translates into "Infinite Lover"

I'm an infiniphile, I love all humans.

Infiniphile by Atrocity420 June 28, 2021