invincibilian 

one who is neither created nor destroyed. An individual incapable of defeat and limitless in thought and action

Bro, last night you pissed on a cop car, whipped it out on some random girl, and broke into a complete strangers house, and the cops came you got away a free man. You are totally invincibilian

invincibilian by War Machine J. September 27, 2009

Invincibilium

A lightweight material renowned for being completely indestructible. Because it is completely unbreakable, mined Invincibilium cannot be processed into other shapes, meaning that any objects made from Invincibilium must have initially formed in that exact arrangement of atoms. Because of this, objects made of Invincibilium are incredibly prohibitively expensive.

A: You can't break that!
B: Just watch me!
A: No, you literally can't, it's made of Invincibilium.
B: Oh...

Invincibilium by Zea1ot July 7, 2010

Armoire of invincibility 

The Armoire of invincibility is a mystical item that Fighter was questing for, for about 3 days. For a short time Fighter carried this item until Red Mage used the hyper cube to store it. It was eventually used to kill Vilbert Van Vampire. It is also really really heavy, and the bottom is cheap partical board.

"Vilbert was impalled with the Armoire of invincibilty"

Armoire of invincibility by Aerozord April 24, 2004

Invincibility Plates 

Displayed on the front and back of a young drivers vehicle who has recently graduated from Learner or Student driver status. It allows the driver to pilot vehicles without supervision and gives them the power of Invincibility against telegraph poles, trees, lamp post and semi-trailers.

First Person: 'Wow Tony, did you see how fast that car was travelling. If the driver is not careful, they will wrap themselves around that tree on the next bend'
Second Person: 'No need to worry Ben, they have Invincibility Plates on. That tree won't stop them. The only thing preventing them from being a superhero is the lack of a High Visibility Safety Vest'

Invincibility Plates by monkey goosy August 15, 2012

Birthday Invincibility

The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.

*at Jeff's birthday party*

Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.

Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*

Birthday Invincibility by cashruleseverythingaroundme September 23, 2012

Inebriated Invincibility 

An extreme drunken state where power level is over 9,000. Those with Inebriated Invincibility have no fear of death.

1. Rob: "I've got Inebriated Invincibility right now, man. You think I could kill everyone here?"

George: "I think you're drunk, man. Simmer down."

Inebriated Invincibility by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

Invincibility 

Claiming invincibility, that you cannot be hurt by a blast from anything, is not the same thing as stating that you were unhurt by the "blast" in the most recent incident.

The new guard tried to detonate a "blast" and dispatch the old guard, but the old guard was unhurt, and their "Valkyrie" was a failure. This is not the same thing as claiming invincibility, that death will somehow miss you on the way to everyone else.

Invincibility by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022