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A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.
The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.
by benjamin albert June 19, 2009
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its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
by alfonso burns March 17, 2005
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penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
by Stephen C January 31, 2006
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n.

On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir β€œYou Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.
by William Lee January 23, 2004
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1. In Medieval Times, the last name Johnson meant John's son so if you were James Johnson, you were James and your father's name was John.

2. Nowadays a Johnson is slang for a man's penis. When I seek a man's penis, I call it a dick or a cock because Johnson can be misinterpreted; plus dick and cock sounds sexier.
1.) Oh I know James Johnson, he's John's son.

2.) I was fooling around with this guy and when I asked him to put his Johnson in my pussy he was confused so I told him it meant his cock.
by pinkladys96 April 15, 2009
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