1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small.

1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol

Infinitesimal by Itz Rob May 16, 2018

infinitesimal

Infinitely or exceedingly small,minute.

Hey Mister,just keep your shirt on,if you could get your infinitesimal brain to working you would realize that there's nothing worth the ranting and raving!!!!

infinitesimal by ACkiddo February 5, 2008

infinitesimal

the best definition ever
ur mom

ur mom is infinitesimal.
i love ur infinitesimal.

infinitesimal by ni umma December 8, 2022

Infinitesimal

Something that is extremely small
If we were to give it a number, it would be a value approching zero

Superhero: How, how could this be?
Villain: Your power is infinitesimal, hahahahaha!

Infinitesimal by Starlight_Knight May 12, 2021

infinitesimal

smaller than your chances of getting a GF

Bro my croutons are firkin infinitesimal

infinitesimal by susevil February 14, 2023

The Infinitesimal Analysis

The Infinitesimal Analysis or Method of Limits is very highly developed and is applicable to almost every subject of exact thought, often asserting itself in the most surprising fashion, as in the Theories of Numbers and of Knots, to which it might seem wholly alien, suddenly unlocking and laying wide open secert passaages utterly unsuspected. In particular the Integal Calculus shows itself amazingly and unendingly fertile in the generation of new notions. As other and still other fields are exposed to investigative thought, the Calculus will receive more and more applications, and there seems to be no limit to the subtlety and refinement of its processes, to the keenness and penetration that may be given to this two-edged sword of the spirit, the strongest, sharpest and most flexible ever fashioned or wielded by the mind of man.

Mastering the infinitesimal analysis will lead to great success.

The Infinitesimal Analysis by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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