guiltgasm 

The re-emergence of guilt and reason before, during, or following an orgasm.

Paul had a guiltgasm after boning John's wife.

guiltgasm by Scolopendra heros June 24, 2018

guiltism 

The entrenched belief that everything is entirely your fault.

I grew up with guiltism and it has always worked for me!

guiltism by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

giftgasm 

The excited orgasm-like expression one gets upon opening a present; often used in the context of faking it.

I got the ugliest magenta sweater from my aunt, but the whole family's there at the party so I had to fake a giftgasm.

giftgasm by H.C. S. June 16, 2008

Guiltmas

Guiltmas is used to describe the guilty emotion one feels, specifically around the Christmas/holiday time, when they have failed to do enough giving, sharing joy, caroling, being nice to family & friends, and usually ruined one or more family gatherings. If you have not lived up to the holiday spirit, you definitely understand Guiltmas.

K to sister B: "Mom is still mad because Eli threw up last Christmas and ruined the entire holiday season."
B: "Well she's mad at me, too because I am already ruining Christmas 2016 just because I am getting divorced!"
Karen: "I hate the holidays. Tis the Season, Merry Fucking Guiltmas to all!"

Guiltmas by Funny Moms December 14, 2016

Guiltsassination 

When your co-worker fucks up and now you're in trouble too for working with them or just being next to them.

Yo man, Dale fucked up the backhoe now Boss Man won't talk to either of us. Textbook case of Guiltsassination.

Guiltsassination by BandanaMan🧝 March 16, 2022

Giftgasm 

The squeal or gasp when on the receiving end of a kick-ass gift, refers to the general excitement of unwrapping a present. Can also be faked for politeness.

Joan let out a ear-ringing giftgasm when she unwrapped her new diamond ring for her 20th anniversary.

Kyle faked a giftgasm after receiving a homemade sweater from his grandmother.

Giftgasm by jonnykoolkid December 27, 2010

Guiltasarus 

A person, typiclly female and jewish, that will nag and make their significant other feel guilty when they attempt to spend time with them.

A Guiltasaurus will often bring other people into the discussion to build their case against the significant other.

My girlfriend is a guiltasarus and wont leave me along

Guiltasarus by eresay November 8, 2006