Guiltmas is used to describe the guilty emotion one feels, specifically around the Christmas/holiday time, when they have failed to do enough giving, sharing joy, caroling, being nice to family & friends, and usually ruined one or more family gatherings. If you have not lived up to the holiday spirit, you definitely understand Guiltmas.

K to sister B: "Mom is still mad because Eli threw up last Christmas and ruined the entire holiday season."
B: "Well she's mad at me, too because I am already ruining Christmas 2016 just because I am getting divorced!"
Karen: "I hate the holidays. Tis the Season, Merry Fucking Guiltmas to all!"

Guiltmas by Funny Moms December 14, 2016

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Guiltsassination

When your co-worker fucks up and now you're in trouble too for working with them or just being next to them.

Yo man, Dale fucked up the backhoe now Boss Man won't talk to either of us. Textbook case of Guiltsassination.

Guiltsassination by BandanaMan🧝 March 16, 2022

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Giftgasm

The squeal or gasp when on the receiving end of a kick-ass gift, refers to the general excitement of unwrapping a present. Can also be faked for politeness.

Joan let out a ear-ringing giftgasm when she unwrapped her new diamond ring for her 20th anniversary.

Kyle faked a giftgasm after receiving a homemade sweater from his grandmother.

Giftgasm by jonnykoolkid December 27, 2010

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Guiltasarus

A person, typiclly female and jewish, that will nag and make their significant other feel guilty when they attempt to spend time with them.

A Guiltasaurus will often bring other people into the discussion to build their case against the significant other.

My girlfriend is a guiltasarus and wont leave me along

Guiltasarus by eresay November 8, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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