2 definitions by BandanaMan🧝

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022
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When your co-worker fucks up and now you're in trouble too for working with them or just being next to them.
Yo man, Dale fucked up the backhoe now Boss Man won't talk to either of us. Textbook case of Guiltsassination.
by BandanaMan🧝 March 16, 2022
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