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The period or better the curse. You cannot see, but for sure you can feel the inverted commas on it.
Most appropriately, a "gift" from Mother Nature: for girls, a confirmation of her sick sense of humour.
I got my gift when I was shopping, great.

ahhhhh take it away .... pokes gift .... its not going away is it?.... :( why mother nature why !!!!

my gift finally arrived but on the worst day. cheers.

ive just ad my gift thanks not one of my fav pressies!!! lol
by a,men May 25, 2009
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Gift. Dictionary meaning present but in depth, a present to the world. Beautiful, pretty, sexy smart and talented. Often loud but quiet at the same time. Should never be tested even tho tough they seem calm and weak don't try thief patience. Can easily get angry but takes a while for them to be sad and very violent. Very good in bed and other places and takes whatever life throws.
She's such a gift!!
by HolyGrayal April 06, 2017
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A .GIF file and/or link send to a friend as a pleasant surprise can also be known as a GIFt. A mashup of the words GIF and gift, respectively. EG:
1."Hey man, just found this! Have a GIFt on me!"

2."Jerry's so cheap - I spent ยฃ20 on him for Christmas and all he could get me was a crappy little GIFt"
by Saville Vajazzle December 21, 2014
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Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.
by The Baron March 27, 2004
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Guy I'd Femininely Tackle
OMG, VIK. I was working on my kankles in the gym and this GIFT walked by me. I think he winked at me. Yummy.
by GABSยฉ February 28, 2014
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Grandma I'd fuck twice...

My ex-girlfriends mom is a gift..
"my brothers neighbors wife is a gift...."

"Whats that?"

A grandma I'd fuck twice....
by don flavio October 04, 2007
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