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Guiltmas is used to describe the guilty emotion one feels, specifically around the Christmas/holiday time, when they have failed to do enough giving, sharing joy, caroling, being nice to family & friends, and usually ruined one or more family gatherings. If you have not lived up to the holiday spirit, you definitely understand Guiltmas.
K to sister B: "Mom is still mad because Eli threw up last Christmas and ruined the entire holiday season."
B: "Well she's mad at me, too because I am already ruining Christmas 2016 just because I am getting divorced!"
Karen: "I hate the holidays. Tis the Season, Merry Fucking Guiltmas to all!"
Guiltmas by Funny Moms December 14, 2016
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Guiltsassination 

When your co-worker fucks up and now you're in trouble too for working with them or just being next to them.
Yo man, Dale fucked up the backhoe now Boss Man won't talk to either of us. Textbook case of Guiltsassination.

guiltgasm 

The re-emergence of guilt and reason before, during, or following an orgasm.
Paul had a guiltgasm after boning John's wife.
guiltgasm by Scolopendra heros June 24, 2018

Guiltasarus 

A person, typiclly female and jewish, that will nag and make their significant other feel guilty when they attempt to spend time with them.

A Guiltasaurus will often bring other people into the discussion to build their case against the significant other.
My girlfriend is a guiltasarus and wont leave me along
Guiltasarus by eresay November 8, 2006

Guiltasarus 

A person, typiclly female and jewish, that will nag and make their significant other feel guilty when they attempt to spend time with them.

A Guiltasaurus will often bring other people into the discussion to build their case against the significant other.
My girlfriend is a guiltasarus and wont leave me alone
Guiltasarus by eresay November 10, 2008

guiltgaslighttripping

gaslighting + guilt tripping = guiltgaslighttripping (aka a piece of shit)
did you see what jane said to mike, bitch was guiltgaslighttripping hard my mans

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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