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Giftgasm

The squeal or gasp when on the receiving end of a kick-ass gift, refers to the general excitement of unwrapping a present. Can also be faked for politeness.
Joan let out a ear-ringing giftgasm when she unwrapped her new diamond ring for her 20th anniversary.

Kyle faked a giftgasm after receiving a homemade sweater from his grandmother.
by jonnykoolkid December 27, 2010
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what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach
Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
by jonnykoolkid November 18, 2010
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