Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.
Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.
groper by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

Air Gropes 

using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible
You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).
Air Gropes by willey1 November 21, 2010

Granny groper 

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.
"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."
Granny groper by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

serial groper 

A person who has groped a number of people with three or more digits (i.e. Arnold Schwarzenagger).
Arnold Schwarzenagger molested a crapload of girls so now he is a serial groper.
serial groper by randomoldman November 1, 2003

Groper in Chief 

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.
George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.
Groper in Chief by jesster79 July 19, 2006

Wine Growers 

1. A delicious summertime cocktail containing 65% cheap wine and 45% fruit-flavoured Cider . While the recipe calls strictly for white wine, the flavour of Cider can vary (excluding Pomegranate). The cocktail's namesake is the "Growers" brand of apple cider, but some connoisseurs prefer the "Okanagan Premium" brand to "Growers".
"Zoe went to get some Okanagan Premium for the Wine Growers."
"Thanks for the delicious batch of Wine Growers, Kevin!"
"I can't believe Peter didn't like the Wine Growers, what a snob!"
"Ted, Lindsay and Lisa all had too much Wine Growers."
"Let's bring a bottle of Wine Growers on the bus with us; what could possibly go wrong?"
Wine Growers by Skywalkers July 5, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Load more