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1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.
Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.
groper by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

Air Gropes 

using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible
You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).
Air Gropes by willey1 November 21, 2010

Granny groper 

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.
"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."
Granny groper by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

serial groper 

A person who has groped a number of people with three or more digits (i.e. Arnold Schwarzenagger).
Arnold Schwarzenagger molested a crapload of girls so now he is a serial groper.
serial groper by randomoldman November 1, 2003

Groper in Chief 

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.
George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.
Groper in Chief by jesster79 July 19, 2006

Wine Growers 

1. A delicious summertime cocktail containing 65% cheap wine and 45% fruit-flavoured Cider . While the recipe calls strictly for white wine, the flavour of Cider can vary (excluding Pomegranate). The cocktail's namesake is the "Growers" brand of apple cider, but some connoisseurs prefer the "Okanagan Premium" brand to "Growers".
"Zoe went to get some Okanagan Premium for the Wine Growers."
"Thanks for the delicious batch of Wine Growers, Kevin!"
"I can't believe Peter didn't like the Wine Growers, what a snob!"
"Ted, Lindsay and Lisa all had too much Wine Growers."
"Let's bring a bottle of Wine Growers on the bus with us; what could possibly go wrong?"
Wine Growers by Skywalkers July 5, 2009