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Ass Grapes 

When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.
Joe gives himself ass grapes just like Buffalo Bill did in "Silence of the Lambs."

out in the grapes 

To lose your way or to lose your mind; to become distant or foggy.
This cold has got me way out in the grapes.

Slinging Grapes

Bitch was slinging grapes at me so I would fail that test.
Slinging Grapes by Dudaism May 15, 2019

Grapesexual 

A sexuality that describes the romantic relationship between a wineperson, the one thats gets tasted and his sommelier, the one that tastes his wineperson's body.
Sommelier: I wanna grape harvest your body, GUI
Wineperson: What do you mean?
Sommelier: I'm a grapesexual, now bend over.
Grapesexual by pettounia February 3, 2022

Sour Grapes 

In an old fable by Aesop, a hungry fox noticed a bunch of juicy grapes hanging from a vine. After several failed attempts to reach the grapes, the fox gave up and insisted that he didn't want them anyway because they were probably sour.

Nowadays when somebody expresses sour grapes, it means that they put down something simply because they can't have it.

The phrase is often used incorrectly as another way to express bitterness or resentment.
"Winning a million dollars would just be a big hassle anyway."
Sour Grapes by Deej October 12, 2004

mind grapes 

From 30 Rock:

Jack: Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him, because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers’ mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn’t even make sense.

Jack: No, it doesn’t, does it. I wrote it down in the middle of the night.
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Tracy (to writers): What else is on my mind grapes?
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Tracy (to Kenneth): I got something on my mind grapes I need to talk to you about.
mind grapes by 30 Rock November 6, 2007