156 definitions by Bud E Love

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

strange crap

1. web sire of champions - starring Capt'n Unicorn!
2. odd, stupid or silly
3. funny in a retarded way

Capt'n Unicorn gives the best advice on strange crap and stuff and junk and things.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

fish salad

Sexual act. During intercourse, pulling out just as ejaculation occurs and spilling your semen all over her open vagina.

Dude, they rythem method works like shit if you give her a fish salad.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

gutter trash

1. used to describe a person who is a low life
2. a drugged up prostitute
3. gang membersof all race and types
4. lower than any racial slur

Thank goodness that gutter trash moved out, they looked like gypsys with all that garbage on their rented lawn.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

ripped

1. to be drunk or intoxicated to an extreme point.
2. the act of a large fart

1. Man I was so ripped last night when I decided to piss on the drunk fat girls face.
2. I ripped a huge one, had to check my chonies for spotting.

by Bud E Love September 23, 2003

mandinga

Also know as the "bowling ball". The mandinga is performed by inserting your thumb and middle finger into your partner's vagina and butthole, respectively. You know if you have performed the mandinga correctly if your partner yells "Mandinga"! If she yells, "Ow!", you probably did it wrong.

C'mon baby, let me fuck you in the butt! Well let's try this!
MANDINGA!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003