1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.
The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.
by jesster79 July 20, 2006
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Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.
I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel
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a little fucking bitch who thinks the citizens should act more like the immigrants
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