granny

Something that is old and associated with senior citizens.

We tried to party at this bitches' house last night, but it was a granny hood, and 5.0 was there quick.

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

granny

Polite slang for "vagina". A term usable in front of the inlaws.

I've got an itchy granny.

by AndySteel May 27, 2005

granny

living daylights,smashing the granny

see that chick there,look at her,mmmmm id smash the fucking granny out that lou i tell ya..

by leogets2007 September 27, 2006

granny

a woman who coughs crazily and says "Sam. emma. and the other little girl. get upstairs for half an hour."

hey thats a granny eating chips

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

granny

Name of a butt-ugly country hick woman who resembles a gay man (see bear). Voice sounds like a cat being killed with extreme prejudice. Sells herself as a prostitute-amazingly, men will actually pay for an "encounter" with her.

Granny's son got her grits one day...luckily he was gay!

by her ex (I actually married her!) September 25, 2003

granny

a lady married to gramps its a rumor the bitch used to work with her

"u guys are brats"

by helly September 30, 2002

on granny

For real
Real shit
Not bullshitting

Will you be here by 8p?
Yea
Stop playing

On granny

by On granny May 11, 2018