randomoldman's definitions

serial groper

A person who has groped a number of people with three or more digits (i.e. Arnold Schwarzenagger).

Arnold Schwarzenagger molested a crapload of girls so now he is a serial groper.

by randomoldman November 1, 2003

kidlet

A meal the McDonald's people are considering adding to their menu. It is like a chicken nugget exept instead of a hunk of unidentified chicken-like something in the center it has a piece of a little kid (deep fried, of course).

Yo, i'm gonna go down to McDonald's and get myself some kidlets.

by randomoldman October 26, 2003

broompa-loompa

an oompa-loompa with altered mental status who runs around with a greyhound in one hand and a 3-foot-long iron nail in the other brroooOOOOMMPing people with them.

broompa-loompa doopity doo… i have a greyhound to shove up your ass…

by randomoldman November 22, 2003

math class

a class that is really pointless since the invention of the calculator and the computer

"Jim whats the cubic route of 987•672 and no using your calculator!" "and i need to know this WHY?"

by randomoldman November 22, 2003

balls over my head

A very painful condidion in which the balls (still in the ball sack) are stretched ocer the man's head and sewn there .this condition applies only to men. Usually contracted after a man cheats on his bitch.

A man cheated on his bitch. Later that night, when she found out, she gave him balls over my head syndrome.

by randomoldman October 26, 2003