gradsturbating 

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

gradsturbating by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011

Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.

Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating

Gasturbating by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

tradsturbating 

The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.

Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!

tradsturbating by von groovy May 20, 2017

Glassturbating

The act of masturbating with the aid of porn viewed on Google Glass, either in private or in public.

Man 1: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.

Glassturbating by Sunshine n' Roses April 28, 2013

godsturbating

Masturbating to imaginary things.

Dude, I was just godsturbating to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio got an Oscar!

godsturbating by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014

Ghasturbating 

The act of a man painting his penis white and pleasuring himself while pretending that he is a Ghast from Minecraft.

Jack- I was touching my tentacle if you know what I mean

Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!

Ghasturbating by MasterWolf33 July 14, 2016