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tradsturbating

The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.
Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
by von groovy May 20, 2017
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Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant
Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.
by curt84 August 15, 2011
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Tagsturbating

When someone tags themselves in lots of facebook pictures.
Sarah: I caught Alex tagsturbating last night, it was so embarrassing!

Beth: I know! Alex is such a chronic tagsturbator, I heard her parents walked in on her once.

Sarah: She's such a slut!
by Ziggysmallz October 25, 2011
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gradsturbating

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore
by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013
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