The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.
Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
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Sarah: I caught Alex tagsturbating last night, it was so embarrassing!
Beth: I know! Alex is such a chronic tagsturbator, I heard her parents walked in on her once.
Sarah: She's such a slut!
Beth: I know! Alex is such a chronic tagsturbator, I heard her parents walked in on her once.
Sarah: She's such a slut!
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